Poly Kubuntu SCAdian Browncoat goaltender with delusions of grandeur
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Suction

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https://www.oglaf.com/suction/

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silberbaer
1 day ago
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I mean... she's not exactly wrong.
New Baltimore, MI
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hole

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Click here to go see the bonus panel!

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Apparently Whitecastle serves chicken rings, which implies...


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silberbaer
3 days ago
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What about various jelly- or custard-filled squid?
New Baltimore, MI
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Seating Arrangement

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That's no ottoman, that's my slime girl friend

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silberbaer
8 days ago
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"Sit on my face...."
New Baltimore, MI
yaomtc
8 days ago
🎶and tell me that you love me🎶
CblackFeed42
7 days ago
"I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too..."
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Dynamic Illumination

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taking off her shirt acts as a flashbang

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silberbaer
14 days ago
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"taking off her shirt acts as a flashbang" ... I bet it does.
New Baltimore, MI
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Can't Fault It

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Liz is very smart

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silberbaer
15 days ago
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"Never be the drunkest person at the party" sounds like sage advice, but is actually a horrible rule of thumb that leads to mass sobriety if everybody follows it.
New Baltimore, MI
jlvanderzwan
13 days ago
You could try to perfectly synchronize BAC levels in a group, then you're just *a* drunkest person at the party
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Steak Champ Mini Bull Forks

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Steak Champ Mini Bull Forks
Serve up cuts of meat or appetizers with these rugged 3-prong stainless steel mini forks featuring bull horn-shaped handles and built-in bottle openers.

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silberbaer
27 days ago
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Bulls? They look like headless body builders (with a comically large "3rd leg")
New Baltimore, MI
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