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Universe Price Tiers

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In Universe Pro®™ the laws of physics remain unchanged under time reversal, to maintain backward compatibility.
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silberbaer
23 days ago
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I would gladly pay $49.95/month for optional aging and death, and bad things not happening.
New Baltimore, MI
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cjheinz
23 days ago
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Nice!
fxer
24 days ago
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How do I get Enterprise pricing
Bend, Oregon
gordol
23 days ago
That'll be NCC1701 dollars.

Do Not Sit

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squoosh

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silberbaer
30 days ago
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"Do Not Sit"? Are we just ignoring the sign that says "Don't Explode"?!?
New Baltimore, MI
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denubis
30 days ago
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Oh, that face. I... made that face today as well, for much the same reason.
kazriko
30 days ago
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"Kept crashing our director" so the spreadsheet was running on the director...
Colorado Plateau

Think Different

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I hate a phone call

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silberbaer
95 days ago
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Phone calls are the worst.
New Baltimore, MI
rraszews
95 days ago
If you time traveled back to the '80s, teenagers would find it utterly incomprehensible that we all have phones we carry on us every minute of the day but we consider their ability to make phone calls vestigial at best and a nuisance at worse.
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astranoir
95 days ago
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Phone anxiety, indeed

Mumble Mumble

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Happy new year! Say hello to Emmett. Hello, Emmett.

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silberbaer
265 days ago
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Plmchutoo (or, pleased to meet you too, in English)
New Baltimore, MI
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Daylight Calendar

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Could be worse. In some towns north of here, it's already December, and the 21st will last for nearly a week.
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silberbaer
313 days ago
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If you thought longitudinal time-zones were a mess, wait until you try latitudinal date-zones.
New Baltimore, MI
yerfdogyrag
313 days ago
Maybe do both?
silberbaer
313 days ago
I don't see any way around it...
Groxx
313 days ago
If they don't have daylight savings time, it's probably no worse...
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linforcer
313 days ago
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so I live on the arctic circle...
nanciejk
312 days ago
So you’ll fly through the calendar starting in what… late April? Mid-May? Then you’ll be stuck in lousy Smarch for a few months at the end of the year.

Asterisk Corrections

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I like trying to make it as hard as possible. "I'd love to meet up, maybe in a few days? Next week is looking pretty empty. *witchcraft"
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silberbaer
791 days ago
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We don't even need to slot these corrections correctly, because they make a whole new sentence: "Eat 3AM couch pizza", done.
New Baltimore, MI
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alt_text_bot
792 days ago
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I like trying to make it as hard as possible. "I'd love to meet up, maybe in a few days? Next week is looking pretty empty. *witchcraft"
jepler
791 days ago
Witchcraft week is looking pretty empty.
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