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Asterisk Corrections

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I like trying to make it as hard as possible. "I'd love to meet up, maybe in a few days? Next week is looking pretty empty. *witchcraft"
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silberbaer
17 days ago
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We don't even need to slot these corrections correctly, because they make a whole new sentence: "Eat 3AM couch pizza", done.
New Baltimore, MI
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alt_text_bot
17 days ago
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I like trying to make it as hard as possible. "I'd love to meet up, maybe in a few days? Next week is looking pretty empty. *witchcraft"
jepler
16 days ago
Witchcraft week is looking pretty empty.

Schlock Mercenary: July 25, 2020

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Lar deSouza created this for me, and if you remember Bill Watterson's final Calvin & Hobbes strip from 25 years ago, you have all the context you need. 

"Let's go exploring" really sings to me right now. I'ma do just that. I'll let you know what I find.

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And this is my fear. We never heard from Watterson again. I'm not sure how to cope with losing Tayler too.
New Baltimore, MI
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https://www.oglaf.com/sorted/

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silberbaer
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Well, that's one way of sorting things out....
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05/26/2017

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As I get older I’d rather celebrate by eating ice-cream on the couch watching a $4 movie rental. Remember when we had to go to the video store?

 

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24th year anniversary: "I got you a card." "I forgot."
New Baltimore, MI
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Possible Undiscovered Planets

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Superman lies near the bird/plane boundary over a range of distances, which explains the confusion.
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silberbaer
1663 days ago
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Why is the Earth so far away from "me"?
New Baltimore, MI
tdarby
1663 days ago
measuring from the center.
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samuel
1661 days ago
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An immediate classic.
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Groxx
1662 days ago
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Birds that are 6 to 8 meters in diameter? Maybe he has a T-Rex on his block? https://twitter.com/OffDaMolly/status/690702529898872833?s=09
Silicon Valley, CA
bakablur
1663 days ago
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I am disappointed in the lack of "Objects formerly known as planets" on the diagram. Where is the pluto love!
Ironica
1663 days ago
"Dwarf Planets" in light pink.
bakablur
1663 days ago
Sure, there is a bucket for pluto, but the bucket is empty. Pluto gets jipped again!
lamontcg
1663 days ago
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I'm not certain birds would be able to clear their own orbits...
pavel_lishin
1663 days ago
I don't know, corvids are pretty smart. They'd probably find use a tool to clear the debris in their orbits.
hobbified
1661 days ago
The stuff in their orbits is bugs, which birds are effective at clearing :)
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