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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Performance

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Are 23 eggs not an oeuf for you? (Pun brought to you by Patreon comments)


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silberbaer
18 days ago
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Pro tip: If you buy one more egg than you light on fire, the remaining egg has had its value increased, thereby lessening the blow. You can't get that kind of deal from the medical industry!
New Baltimore, MI
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hannahdraper
18 days ago
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Accurate
Washington, DC

Heart Mountain

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Even geology papers about Heart Mountain are like, "Look, we all agree this 'volcanic gas earthquake hovercraft' thing seems like it can't possibly be right, but..."
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silberbaer
31 days ago
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Had to look it up, and glad I did: "the largest landslide ever found on Earth's surface (larger landslides exist in the ocean)" ... I hearby move that landslides in the ocean be renamed as waterslides.
New Baltimore, MI
dlwright
31 days ago
You've got my vote :)
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31 days ago
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Even geology papers about Heart Mountain are like, "Look, we all agree this 'volcanic gas earthquake hovercraft' thing seems like it can't possibly be right, but..."

Document Forgery

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It comes with a certificate of authenticity, which comes with a certificate of authenticity, which comes with a...
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silberbaer
35 days ago
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I'm upset he made the drawing so small that I can't forge a copy of it.
New Baltimore, MI
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deebee
26 days ago
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America City, America
9a3eedi
35 days ago
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Missed opportunity to call it "Doctor of Doctoring Documents"
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35 days ago
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It comes with a certificate of authenticity, which comes with a certificate of authenticity, which comes with a...

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Irr

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Works especially well for telling people they're not in irrirrerror.


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silberbaer
44 days ago
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Irregardless is *literally* just "extra regardless". (flinch)
New Baltimore, MI
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Stop

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silberbaer
95 days ago
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You son of a bitch.
New Baltimore, MI
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Lythimus
95 days ago
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Bobby Tables approves.
Destrehan, LA

Suction

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silberbaer
177 days ago
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I mean... she's not exactly wrong.
New Baltimore, MI
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