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silberbaer
43 days ago
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New Baltimore, MI
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silberbaer
50 days ago
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Well, that's one way of sorting things out....
New Baltimore, MI
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05/26/2017

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As I get older I’d rather celebrate by eating ice-cream on the couch watching a $4 movie rental. Remember when we had to go to the video store?

 

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silberbaer
909 days ago
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24th year anniversary: "I got you a card." "I forgot."
New Baltimore, MI
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Possible Undiscovered Planets

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Superman lies near the bird/plane boundary over a range of distances, which explains the confusion.
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silberbaer
1399 days ago
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Why is the Earth so far away from "me"?
New Baltimore, MI
tdarby
1399 days ago
measuring from the center.
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samuel
1398 days ago
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An immediate classic.
Cambridge, Massachusetts
bakablur
1399 days ago
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I am disappointed in the lack of "Objects formerly known as planets" on the diagram. Where is the pluto love!
Ironica
1399 days ago
"Dwarf Planets" in light pink.
bakablur
1399 days ago
Sure, there is a bucket for pluto, but the bucket is empty. Pluto gets jipped again!
lamontcg
1399 days ago
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I'm not certain birds would be able to clear their own orbits...
pavel_lishin
1399 days ago
I don't know, corvids are pretty smart. They'd probably find use a tool to clear the debris in their orbits.
hobbified
1397 days ago
The stuff in their orbits is bugs, which birds are effective at clearing :)

I in Team

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There's no "I" in "VOWELS".
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silberbaer
1557 days ago
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...and there is no F in way.
New Baltimore, MI
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jth
1557 days ago
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Yes there is, a-hole. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb8f97spxV1qz7mcro1_500.png
Saint Paul, MN, USA
jonathanpeterson
1564 days ago
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There's no A in Fonzie
jepler
1564 days ago
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There is no Y in SCIENCE
Earth, Sol system, Western spiral arm
TheTom
1565 days ago
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hehe
Adelaide
treedweller
1564 days ago
There is "M" and "E" though

Lyrics

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To me, trying to understand song lyrics feels like when I see text in a dream but it𝔰 hอᵣd t₀ ᵣeₐd aกd 𝒾 canٖt fཱྀcu༧༦࿐༄
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silberbaer
1620 days ago
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When I first heard Weird Al's parody of Teen Spirit, I thought it was the actual song, and I was just finally paying attention to what the lyrics actually said. True story!
New Baltimore, MI
sajith
1619 days ago
I'm not a native speaker of English, although I'm rather fluent in it. I always thought that native speakers understood song lyrics in English perfectly. :-)
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anthonylatta
1613 days ago
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I am not alone!
Washington, DC
miestasmagnus
1618 days ago
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So… it's not just me?
Lilyheart
1613 days ago
Same here
awilchak
1620 days ago
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#mylife
Brooklyn, New York
fxer
1620 days ago
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I'm guessing he was listening to Pearl Jam
Bend, Oregon
alt_text_bot
1621 days ago
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To me, trying to understand song lyrics feels like when I see text in a dream but it𝔰 hอᵣd t₀ ᵣeₐd aกd 𝒾 canٖt fཱྀcu༧༦࿐༄
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