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Seating Arrangement

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That's no ottoman, that's my slime girl friend

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silberbaer
1 day ago
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"Sit on my face...."
New Baltimore, MI
yaomtc
1 day ago
🎶and tell me that you love me🎶
CblackFeed42
11 hours ago
"I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too..."
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Dynamic Illumination

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taking off her shirt acts as a flashbang

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silberbaer
6 days ago
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"taking off her shirt acts as a flashbang" ... I bet it does.
New Baltimore, MI
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Can't Fault It

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Liz is very smart

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silberbaer
7 days ago
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"Never be the drunkest person at the party" sounds like sage advice, but is actually a horrible rule of thumb that leads to mass sobriety if everybody follows it.
New Baltimore, MI
jlvanderzwan
5 days ago
You could try to perfectly synchronize BAC levels in a group, then you're just *a* drunkest person at the party
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Steak Champ Mini Bull Forks

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Steak Champ Mini Bull Forks
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silberbaer
20 days ago
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Bulls? They look like headless body builders (with a comically large "3rd leg")
New Baltimore, MI
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20250311

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silberbaer
83 days ago
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Yes, we knew you were Canadian. That's still kinda vague, eh? Big place, that.
New Baltimore, MI
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Excusing Yourself

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The most awkward part is when you have to pause to put on your shoes before you continue rolling out the door.
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silberbaer
92 days ago
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Just goes to show... while yes, I could be more polite, I also could be less polite... and that looks like more fun.
New Baltimore, MI
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alt_text_bot
94 days ago
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The most awkward part is when you have to pause to put on your shoes before you continue rolling out the door.
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