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Poly Kubuntu SCAdian Browncoat goaltender with delusions of grandeur
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Wishful conclusions are the best.
New Baltimore, MI
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Someone out there is going to take a timed break from running a content farm, read this, and get a faraway look for a second.
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I push this joke out into the Internet knowing full well that SOMEONE has surely beat me to it.
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"Unhappy with how the world is"? Thank you, Captain Obvious.
New Baltimore, MI
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They're also more engineer than scientist
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Are 23 eggs not an oeuf for you? (Pun brought to you by Patreon comments)
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Pro tip: If you buy one more egg than you light on fire, the remaining egg has had its value increased, thereby lessening the blow. You can't get that kind of deal from the medical industry!
New Baltimore, MI
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Had to look it up, and glad I did: "the largest landslide ever found on Earth's surface (larger landslides exist in the ocean)" ... I hearby move that landslides in the ocean be renamed as waterslides.
New Baltimore, MI
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Even geology papers about Heart Mountain are like, "Look, we all agree this 'volcanic gas earthquake hovercraft' thing seems like it can't possibly be right, but..."
I'm upset he made the drawing so small that I can't forge a copy of it.
New Baltimore, MI
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America City, America
Missed opportunity to call it "Doctor of Doctoring Documents"
It comes with a certificate of authenticity, which comes with a certificate of authenticity, which comes with a...
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